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Deliciousness

What's this on the couch?
Smoked turkey, ham, and roast beef.
Special treat for me?

I really should wait -
'til ma makes me do dumb tricks.
It smells so yummy.

Just a little taste...
Plastic bag will not deter.
Lettuce? Mayo? Yuck.

Turkey, ham, roast beef...
She won't notice it's all gone.
Subway sandwich lunch.

Heaven

Sniff, chase, dig, and swim -
My own lil' slice of heaven...
Shirlington Dog Park.

Camping

I love car camping .
In the tent to sleep at night...
lights out, let me sleep

Squeal

You so creep me out,
New pink piggy toy with arms.
Soon dismembered. Oink.

Road-Trip

From midnight to six
trapped in the car to Philly...
for one bite of steak!

Catch

Depth-perception? No.
Stop hurling balls at my face -
If you know what's best.

Trouble

Flirted past the fence.
Skanky river beckons me.
Splash! So worth mom mad.

**Sigh**

Sitting here, waiting.
When will Uncle Joel come home?
When he does, ignore.

Inspiration

Late night interaction on Facebook...

Mary Dutcher wroteat 11:33pm yesterday (03/26/08)
Reagan Haiku:
Stop spooning me, Joel.
You complain about my fur.
I need me some sleep.

In response to...

Joel Friend wroteat 11:29pm yesterday (03/26/08)
Dog Haiku:
I am on the bed.
Move over, I need more room.
Why did you fall off?